4/26/2008
4/25/2008
| Big Five Test Results |
| Extroversion (58%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Accommodation (52%) medium which suggests you are moderately kind natured, trusting, and helpful while still maintaining your own interests. Orderliness (48%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, structured, and self controlled while still remaining flexible, varied, and fun. Emotional Stability (50%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive. Inquisitiveness (56%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical. |
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4/02/2008
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
12/08/2007
Anoche fui al show de Catupecu en el Gran Rex. Estuvo buenisimo. Tuvieron varios invitados. Los mejores: 2 integrantes de Massacre para cantar Plan B: Anhelo de satisfaccion.
FANATISMO: Tenaz preocupación, apasionamiento del fanático.
FANATICO: 1. Que defiende con tenacidad desmedida y apasionamiento creencias u opiniones, sobre todo religiosas o políticas.
Segun la Real Academia Española
FANATISMO: Tenaz preocupación, apasionamiento del fanático.
FANATICO: 1. Que defiende con tenacidad desmedida y apasionamiento creencias u opiniones, sobre todo religiosas o políticas.
2. Preocupado o entusiasmado ciegamente por algo. Fanático por la música.
Resulta que me encontre con una amiga que trabaja con ellos y me regalo la lista de temas. Una chica que estaba por ahi vio la situacion y le pidio que le regalara una a ella... Se ve que esta hojita vuelve loco a mas de uno... para mi es un papel con unas letritas... que ni siquiera fueron escritas por alguno de ellos... no entiendo como los fans se motivan con estas cosas o con las fotos o los autografos... En realidad no entiendo a los fananaticos. No entiendo a la gente que se fanatiza...
*Donde dice arista deberia decir aristaS y donde dice dialctos deberia decir dialEctos
1. tranquilize 2. shadowplay 3. all the pretty faces 4. leave the bourbon on the shelf 5. sweet talk 6. under the gun 7. where the white boys dance 8. show you how 9. move away 10. glamorous indie rock and roll 11. who let you go? 12. the ballad of michael valentine 13. ruby, don't take your love to town 14. daddy's eyes 15. sam's town 16. romeo and juliet 17. mr. brightside
12/06/2007
The Boondock Saints - Viewer Discression is Advised
Risking their lives
for their beliefs of
Veritas and Aequitas
No les cuento nada.
Veanla.
Trust me.
Willem Dafoe es Paul Smecker (Detective del FBI)
Sean Patrick Flanery es Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus es Murphy MacManus (hermano de Connor)
Rating: EXCELLENT
*And shepherds we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee.
11/17/2007
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